Ripley Johnson
Nov 28, 20181 min
11pm
Dog: Hey. Let me out. I gotta poop!
Me: (**goes down and opens back door) Okay, out you go.
Dog: (**not going outside) Hey, it’s dark out here. You need to come with me.
Me: But it’s like 20 degrees out there!!
Dog: BARK!
Me: Okay. Okay. (**reluctantly goes outside with Dog even though totally barefoot and in my PJs)
Dog: (**looks around) Did you hear something?
Me: JUST POOP ALREADY!
Dog: (**bounds playfully down the hill) I think there’s a new stick down at the bottom of the hill, I’m gonna go get it.
Me: DAMNIT, just get back in the house! (**gets dog back inside and storms upstairs)
***30 seconds later***
Dog: Hey... I gotta go poop!